"/fs_img Quotable Quotes

Q u o t a b l e Q u o t e s

like... "Jam, jam, jam... jam, jam, jam..." - Bernard Black

Quotes, quotes, quotes, quotes... I've a feeling this will be a long page.

There's lots of quotes, you see.
"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's one called brightness but it doesn't work."
"I don't believe in working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain."

Adele Basheer (those sweet little cards you buy for your mum)

"Having you for a friend is like having sunshine on a cloudy day."

"What you think, you create,
What you feel, you attract,
What you imagine, you become."

"Every now and then beautiful angels appear
cleverly disguised as ordinary human beings."

"One of the wonderful things about life is you have the chance to write the script, be the director and star in your own epic."

Inspirational, y'know?

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream,
not only plan, but also believe." -- Anatole France

"To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed." -- Bernard Edmonds

"Faith that the thing can be done is essential to any great
achievement." -- Thomas N. Carruther

"I am convinced that the universe is under the control of a loving purpose, and that in the struggle for righteousness man has cosmic companionship.  Behind the harsh appearance of the world there is a benign power." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.


"Little by little a person becomes evil,
as a water pot is filled by drops of water...
Little by little a person becomes good,
as a water pot is filled by drops of water." -- Buddha

"Growth means change and change involves risk,
stepping from the known to the unknown." -- George Shinn

"You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine." -- Jason Mraz

"Soul is our appetite, driving us to eat from the banquet of life. People filled with the hunger of soul take food from every dish before them, whether it be sweet or bitter."  -- Matthew Fox

"It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how things are in
themselves. The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than
the greatest of things without it." -- Carl Gustav Jung

"Find the good. It's all around you. Find it, showcase it, and you'll start
believing in it." -- Jesse Owens

A Spiritual Truth

"Seeking the purpose of life with no knowledge of who you are
is a hopeless mission." -- Unknown Author

"The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself." -- George Bernard Shaw

"I'm not trying to find answers anymore.
I'm trying to live what I know." -- Phil Jackson

"The greatest and most important problems of life are all in a certain sense insoluble.  They can never be solved, but only outgrown." -- Carl Jung

"Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them." -- John Updike

"When you face your fear, most of the time you will discover that it was not really such a big threat after all. We all need some form of deeply rooted, powerful motivation - it empowers us to overcome obstacles so we can live our dreams." -- Les Brown

"The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who without
a dream." -- Harry Kemp





TV/Film

Red Dwarf

Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "Fish!"
Machine: "Today's fish is Trout a'la Creme. Enjoy your meal."
Cat: "I will!"

Cat: "I've been fished to death!"

Black Books

Manny: "What's that you're eating?"
Bernard: "It's some sort of delicious biscuit."
Manny: "It's a coaster!"
Bernard: "Is it? ... Is there any more?"

Shrek

Shrek: "That'll do, donkey. That'll do."

Donkey: "I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder."

Random stuff
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
If they're all stuck together, why are they called apartments?

Various song lines which I looooove... or sommat.

"The folks atop the ladder are the ones the world adores. So boost me up my ladder, kid, and I'll boost you up... yours!" -- Mama Morton, Chicago, The Musical

"Cos you walk pretty, cos you talk pretty, cos you make me sick and I ain't leaving 'til you're leaving!" -- When I Get You Alone by Thicke

"I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music, do you? It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift, the baffled king composing Hallelujah." -- Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley

"Here we are, face to face. Who would've ever believed we would end up in this place? You and I, we've come so far.And darling, though you're amazed that I keep on loving you more every day, there's something I want you to know. Even if all my dreams should come true or even if I should fail, I made you a promise so don't you worry; this soul is not for sale." -- Not For Sale by Tina Arena